Monday, March 05, 2007

Satan Thwarted Once Again In Reclaiming Cheney

As much as Hell wants him back, doctors still keep managing to allow Cheney to hang on to his mortality. This time, a blood clot was found in his leg. This could have wrecked havoc with his animatronic heart, but was found before it had a chance to effectively deliver the soul of Cheney back to his rightful owner, Satan.

Posted by FleshPresser at 4:39 PM /


  • Blogger Demon Princess posted at 3:23 AM  
    One suspects that Cheney will just be recycled once he gets there: he's doing such important work for the Forces of Darkness in this incarnation. He survived the Nixon purge & made it all the way to the White House in just 1 lifetime, after all.

    I once suggested on my blog that Karl Rove was another demonic presence who deserved to go to be sent home for his role in the Neocon passion play. I got a comment purporting to be from Beezlebub himself to the effect that they didn't want him back.

    So, I'm at a loss. I don't know what to think. If hell won't take them back, what now?

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