Pressing The Flesh

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

What a life you have ahead of you. Sure, there will be money and privilege and attention. But what a cross you'll have to bear in exchange... oh wait. You'll be raised as a Scientologist, so I don't know if the "cross to bear" reference is appropriate or not.

Well, now that Katie has given birth to this child, we can all keep our fingers crossed... perhaps now that Tom Cruise has full access to his Scientology spawn, he'll let Katie go?

That's the good thing about a "silent birth," Katie... maybe you can sneak out the back door.

UPDATE: Perezhilton.com has this to say about the meaning of the name "Suri"
Sure, the name may mean princess or red rose or alien baby in other languages, but there is a much deeper meaning to the selection by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes of the name Suri for their new creature child.

Suri = Surrey, which is also a region of England, which is where the "deceased" L. Ron Hubbard's home is located and it is the headquarters of Scientology in the UK.

Coincidence??? We think not!

Tags: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, birth, Suri, Scientology, Free Katie

Posted by FleshPresser at 1:41 AM /

2 Comments

Princess Meow posted at 12:39 PM
Does anyone else find it humorous/interesting that Brook Shield's baby was born yesterday too?

FleshPresser posted at 1:50 PM
I wasn't aware until you brought it to my attention and ...wow... yeah... there's a whole new post coming related to THAT! :) Stay tuned...