11:55AM - Black smoke has begun to pour from the roof of the Sistene Chapel... no, wait... it appears to be greyish-white now..... nope... definitely white. The crowd has begun to roar at the appearance of the white smoke, though no bells have begun to ring. No, wait... the smoke has taken on a slight hue of eggshell. I do hear a cell phone ringing... does that count as a bell? Holy crap, the smoke is now a slate color.... what does this MEAN?!? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!?