Remember last year when those zany pranksters chased Ann Coulter across the stage, a volley of pies whizzing past her hateful head? What? You don't remember? Oh, please... let me refresh your memory, with this wonderful video of the moment.
Well, one might wonder if it's becoming an epidemic? In the past few days, William Kristol was hit in the face with a pie during a foreign policy speech being given at a Quaker school in Indiana. Just picture it - Dan Quayle's former Cheif of Staff is doing his step and shuffle about US Foreign Policy to a group of peace-loving Quakers in this small school in Indiana... and then the pie comes flying. I haven't found the video for this one yet, but the mental image is almost more delicious.
Almost as good as Pat Buchanan being doused with salad dressing during an appearance at Western Michigan University. He cut his appearance short, stating "Thank you all for coming, but I'm going to have to get my hair washed."
Mmmm.... to be the one who washes Pat Buchanan's hair.....
So, for the weekend, here's the assignment - who's the next conservative target, and what is the food of choice for that target?