Thursday, May 25, 2006
How Many Times Can A "Man Of God" Break The Ninth Commandment Before God Gets Pissed?
PTF rarely likes to give any attention to Pat Robertson, but occasionally, his stories are so ridiculous that even we can't be swayed to look the other way.
The latest? It appears that in addition to predicting hurricanes and tsunamis, telling American cities not to pray to God if their city is struck by a natural disaster, praying for the death of Supreme Court justices, and calling for the assassination of Hugo Chavez, Pat Robertson is able to leg press 2,000 pounds, thanks to the power of his God-given energy shakes.
Forget the fact that the world record for a competitive leg press belongs to Dan Kendra, who lifted 1,335 pounds. Kendra required the use of a leg press machine modified significantly to hold the weight required for this world record. Forget the fact that the capillaries in Dan Kendra's eyes burst as he set the world record leg press.
Alas, with Pat Robertson, all things are possible.
Tags: Pat Robertson, God, religion, Ninth Commandment, leg press, protein shake, Dan Kendra, lies
Posted by FleshPresser at 10:45 PM /
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PTF rarely likes to give any attention to Pat Robertson, but occasionally, his stories are so ridiculous that even we can't be swayed to look the other way.
