Pressing The Flesh

Monday, July 03, 2006

When last we left Britney Spears, wasn't she telling the world that she needed her privacy? Wasn't she sobbing to Matt Lauer that she's a person just like everyone else, and needed to be left alone?

Fast forward to this week, when she decides that the best way to find that privacy is to do a cover photo shoot for Harper's Bazaar... oh yeah... naked. That's the best way to stay out of the news. But she dyed her hair (a pregnancy no-no, by the by), so it's kind of like she's undercover... right?

Britney... you're not a girl. Not yet a woman. Just a hick who can't stop destroying yourself.

If you're a new mommy (and if you're a celebrity reading today - of COURSE you're a new mommy - after all... you can't be a celebrity and NOT be a new mommy, right?), you know that breastfeeding can be a touchy issue. When the baby cries, and it's time to be fed, there's just no getting around it, and sometimes, that call can come at an inopportune time, right?

Just ask Courtney Cox. When duty calls....

Tags: Britney Spears, Harpers Bazaar, Courtney Cox, pregnancy, naked, breastfeeding

Posted by FleshPresser at 6:02 AM /

2 Comments

Princess Meow posted at 7:14 PM
Not a fan of Ms. Brit...but gotta call ya on the hair dye thing. According to her rep, (and page 19 of this week's issue of People mag) she used veggie dye. I guess she had a moment of non-hickness.

Now, if you will pardon me...gonna go get oooooged out as I read about the Simpson clan and their boob love!

FleshPresser posted at 7:41 PM
Probably the only time that young child will be exposed to anything "veggie"... unless the baby perhaps gets to hang out with its dad, K-Fed... DOH - was that out loud? ;)