I'm telling you, every time I think that our government can't become more and more like a Kurt Vonnegut novel, they prove me wrong once more.
Today's report out of the Pentagon - if the stress of your loved ones being killed in an unjust war gets to be too much, just laugh it off.
Yup... that's what we should tell our military families. Watching your loved ones head off for their second, third or fourth tour of duty? No sweat. Just waddle like a penguin. Get that unfortunate news from the military about the fate of your son, daughter, husband, wife, or other close relative? Easy. Just clap your hands and say "ha, ha, hee, hee and ho, ho."