Posted by FleshPresser at 12:22 AM /
Kitten posted at 4:25 PM
My heart and prayers are with the friends and family members of those lost and injured.
However, Dad and I are very proud of your recent Camping and Electricity merit badge awards and relieved to know that they as well as your hard earned badges for Emergency Preparedness & First Aid kept you safe at this year’s Jamboree.
I bet that badge for Weather came in handy as you waited for HIM to show up in the scorching and unbearable heat. We hope you used sunscreen and drank lots of water.
Please don't worry about not earning the badges for Rifle Shooting, Shotgun Shooting, or Archery as I will be there first thing in the morning to get you and you wouldn't be around when HE finally arrives to speak anyway.
I love you son.
P.S. If it gets too bad before we get there, PLEASE disregard your Crime Prevention badge and use the Truck Transportation or Auto Mechanics badge to hotwire the nearest vehicle and get the HADES outta there! Don’t worry if you get caught. You are only 14 and it won’t go on your permanent record. Although, you may have to give back that Citizenship in the Community badge, but we will talk about that later!