"Pressing the Flesh" - To shake hands and mingle with many people, especially when campaigning for political office. I press my flesh with your flesh. Clammy hand. Sweaty palm. Limp fish. Let go. Now. And even then, the dead skin cells of my flesh and yours co-mingle… and I take away a very small… …miniscule… …portion of you with me. Even in the most unsatisfactory exchange… …something is exchanged.
McClellan toilet paper is an understatement, most people still consider him to be more of a douche. Either way, none of the associations to hygiene products are effective, considering McClellan only covers up the mess, he doesn't actually clean it.
McClellan toilet paper is an understatement, most people still consider him to be more of a douche.
ReplyDeleteEither way, none of the associations to hygiene products are effective, considering McClellan only covers up the mess, he doesn't actually clean it.
heh heh -- I especially like the one about blocking Tom Cruise
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